he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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