Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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