Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
