I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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