I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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