I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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