she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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