marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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