Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
one two three fourrrrnication!
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
