Where did you get a picture of my penis
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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