I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
How's work?
Spinning.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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