Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
