I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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