I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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