It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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