just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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