Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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