Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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