would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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