It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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