I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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