She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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