Whod you bang
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Sorry my hands just texted you
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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