you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Two words: blizzard sex
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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