Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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