remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish i was in the wii world.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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