so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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