gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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