My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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