Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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