u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
please don't ironically join a cult
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