I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just pynch a tree in the face
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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