Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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