like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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