you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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