How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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