your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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