I want to stick my p in your. b.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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