i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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