Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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