Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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