we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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