I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
