just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
3pm strippers are depressing
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I know her cup size but not her name....
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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