I wish they made helmets for livers.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Dick very happy bro
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
