no. you can't hotbox the world.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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