My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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