A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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