I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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