dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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