PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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