i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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