so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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