I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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