Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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