Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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