hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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