im about as happy as oj after his trial
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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