how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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