physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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