She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i believe in u and ur pee
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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