So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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